The world's most beautiful family just got bigger as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt introduce their newborn twins to the world. Put your sunnies on - their combined hotness is blinding.
New Idea is the envy of their competitors as the mag shows off an exclusive 16-page photo banquet featuring Brad and Ange with kids Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh, and recent arrivals, twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
They're starting to sound like the spew from a bad Mexican version of The OC.
"Viv is quite an elegant, like her mother," Brad tells NI when asked if there ar any similarities - apart from their overbearing hot pants - the twins ploughshare with their parents.
"Knox likes a bit of music, like his dad. When he was born he looked like Putin."
Did Brad just compare ruthless Russian leader Vladimir Putin to a baby? Best be sleeping with one eye open, buddy.
Despite the overwhelming coverage, Brad and Ange aren't the only celebs celebrating all things little, cute and smelly this week.
Bernice Mene and Dion Nash have welcomed daughter India Lily to the family, although it's dubious the couple got anywhere near the rumoured US$14 million Brangelina got for their baby snaps.
That $25 Briscoes voucher should 'NiceNash'�a new sauteing pan though.
The former international netballer tells Woman's Weekly little India has created an unlooked-for problem in the pattern of�a covetous pet cat.
"He (feline friend Jim Morrison) has in spades struggled with the new addition and has been really attention-seeking," Bernice says.
"During our manic times, when (son) Sol's crying and India's clamant too, he will land a black eye or half a bird into the house to try and prove his worth."
This is just a guess, Bernice, but perhaps the kids are egregious because in that respect are beheaded animals lying around your house of horrors?
Elsewhere, married TV One presenter Pippa Wetzell has been through seven work force in just two months.
No, stop beingness dirty. Pippa is talking about the multiple co-hosts she's been paired with�on morning goggle box show Breakfast while Paul Henry is away.
Pippa calls it "professional dating" and tells Woman's Day her husband finds the situation awkward.
"I cogitate he's a little bit disturbed that he wakes up every Monday morning to rule me with another valet," Pippa says.
That's not surprising. After the hand-holding antics of Mike Hosking and Kate Hawkesby, anything canful happen on that couch.
Other stars wHO hit the headlines this week:
* Jennifer Aniston is convalescent from ex-hubby Brad Pitt's twins by announcing her own baby news.�She's not pregnant yet, but WD reports she's very, very keen. "Seeing Brad with his kids hasn't been easy for her," a friend says. "It's made her all the more determined to be a mum." Better bust out sextuplets straightaway smart, Jen, or you'll never catch up.
*�Peter Williams met his wife at a gay mardi gras. The TV One news reader tells WW he met his married woman Sarah Shandley at Auckland's now defunct Hero Parade. "She was this strong-willed, professional, unattached woman and she was swooped upon by me," he says. Like an eagle catching its prey.
* In the latest from Hollywood, Katie Holmes loves to wear her hubby's baggy jeans and could possibly be pregnant, a definitely significant Lisa Marie wants to give birth to her twins in her dad's former home in Graceland, Gwen Stefani is set to drop baby No. 2 any day now, and an almost certainly not pregnant George Clooney has been spotted holidaying with Cindy Crawford and her hubby Randy Gerber. Three's a crowd, buddy.
Finally, the quote of the week comes from Scarlett Johansson, world Health Organization claims her lesbian love scene with Penelope Cruz wasn't sexy at all:�"There were like 60 crewmen eating salami sandwiches and staring ... it's really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine."
Nope, the least sexy thing we can ideate is Michael Jackson pashing Robert Guest. Nice essay though, Scarlett.
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